Author Archives: Groovatti

About Groovatti

Hillel Groovatti is originally from the United States, but has lived abroad for over fifteen years and travelled extensively--visiting over fifty countries. He currently lives and works in China where he is inspired every day with new story ideas. His first book of short fiction, Totally Losing Face and Other Stories, is currently available on Amazon.com in ebook and paperback formats. Stay tuned for his second book coming out in the second half of 2017. For more information, please visit www.groovatti.com.

Productivity Hacks From Successful Early Birds

Hey, have you heard this, “The early bird gets the worm”? Today’s post is all about productivity and how we can squeeze every ounce out of our day. But there’s more, you’ll also learn about opportunistic animals and how you too can avoid the pitfalls of certain unlucky critters and potentially turn your life around for the better! Continue reading

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Who the hell named the Honey Badger

Can you name any inventions named after people? This humorous article goes in search of inventions, animals, stars, food, and bands named after people. Continue reading

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Badass Breaking Bad Sequel

The gang returns in this exciting continuation of the epic Breaking Bad series. Continue reading

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Monkeys Gone Mental

Hey, have you heard this: Monkeys have a sense of fairness. Continue reading

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Dog Haters in Vators

Image Courtesy Max Pixel I was taking my dog to work on dog appreciation day. The upper parking lot was full, so I parked my car in the lower basement parking lot of the large office park that I work in, … Continue reading

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South Park Fan Fiction: Cartman Chokes a Chicken (Part III)

Cartman gets busted trying to kill his neighbor’s rooster while Randy tries to institute a global ban on porn, hilarity ensues. Continue reading

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South Park Fan Fiction: Cartman Chokes a Chicken (Part II)

Cartman gets busted trying to kill his neighbor’s rooster while Randy tries to institute a global ban on porn, hilarity ensues. Continue reading

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